This week we all try to wrestle with our abandonment issues as Arthur leaves us again and Ollie steps in.
In the UK, there will be no politicians at the royal wedding, but that’s probably because they’re all busy being antisemitic all the time. These two stories may not actually be linked.
Across the pond, Paul Ryan is bowing out of Congress at the midterms (please vote in the midterms, everyone!), and you’ll never guess who’s stirring up military tension with Russia! Okay, you probably will.
Then, in a fantastic display of gender roles, Ollie starts a conversation about sports, which Oli turns into a story about ironing.
All this, plus more. Warn your parents: there is porn talk. We can’t help ourselves!