This week we make a concerted effort to stay unbiased when talking about our national leaders. We fail.
In the UK, we’re talking about the most anticlimactic reshuffle in living memory, and the knees that hold up the nation.
Across the pond, youths are eating laundry pods and playing with dangerous zoo animals, so Natural Selection isn’t quite dead yet.
Trump has cancelled his visit to London (tragedy), but made up for it by calling a bunch of countries “shitholes” (allegedly). So maybe Oprah for President wouldn’t be such a bad idea? Or maybe it would.
All this, plus an important discussion on the importance of bedside tissues, and more!